Twofer Tuesday #2

In case you forgot, Tuesday is the day when I share two amazing, clever, funny, witty, laugh so hard you can't stop, jokes.

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#1. What do you call a country where everyone drives a pink vehicle??


A pink car nation!!

ha ha ha.

#2. What happened to the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in the accident?

He's all right now.

ha ha ha ha ha.