The Big Toe

As you may have noticed, I've taken a little hiatus from posting. I just didn't have any favorites the past two weeks.

Just kidding! I always have favorite, just kept 'em to myself. Anyway, a favorite worth promoting is the big toe. You never realize how important the big toe is until you sprain it and can't really do too much with it in that sprained, swollen, and bruised state. So there, today's favorite is the big toe, and here's hoping that yours remains healthy and happy as long as can be.

Mixtape

aka, the mp3 mix burned to cd. They're so fun to make! It's like choosing a soundtrack for a movie, except there's no movie, it's just life, so the songs are set to an unscripted series of events that might not always match the song in the way you anticipated. Want a mixtape? Let me know I'll make you one.

Twofer Tuesday #2

In case you forgot, Tuesday is the day when I share two amazing, clever, funny, witty, laugh so hard you can't stop, jokes.

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#1. What do you call a country where everyone drives a pink vehicle??


A pink car nation!!

ha ha ha.

#2. What happened to the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in the accident?

He's all right now.

ha ha ha ha ha.

The Mollusk

My sister tried to get me to like Ween for years. For some reason it took me a while to appreciate them. So this song isn't new at all. It's like ten years old. But I just found this weird lego video. And this song is just funny to me. I don't know. If you don't like it, just wait in anticipation for Twofer Tuesday, with TWO NEW JOKES!